AT THE SPEED OF A YELLOW BULLET

Carly. 23. Auckland.

Conversation at the lunch table yesterday.

  • Emmeline: I don't like the way the new guy dresses.
  • Me: What..?
  • Emmeline: Yeah, he's not dressed for JB. It looks like he's going to a poetry reading or something.
  • Me: Wait... He's wearing jeans and a sweatshirt..?
  • Emmeline: Yeah!
  • Me: ...
  • Can't wait for her to leave. This girl is actually such a bitch. Way worse than me. Her last day is on Sunday. Yaaaaay!